"Billy, your plane is a hunk of junk. The sound system doesn’t even work!"
"Well, maybe we should take your plane. Oh, that’s right, you don’t have one.”
I’M LAUGFHING SO HARD I CANT HANDLE ALL THAT SASS
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing
Some of the original ads for Star Tours!
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
Just because someone’s parents are together, someone has a nice house, has nice clothes, isn’t poor, eats every day and has a loving family doesn’t mean they can’t be depressed, have anxiety, an eating disorder, self harm issues, or any other problem.
Always makes me feel better, no matter what
Oncie, I love you.
Guys. When this song started, I turned around to see if the Once-ler was behind me. The high quality is so vivid. It’s like he’s in the room with you.
And… The first few words are almost flirtatious. His voice is soft…
NA NA NA NANANA NANANANANA
I cannot be the only one who sings this all day during school and makes it get stuck in everyone’s head…
Oh Mr. Onceler oooh~
For some odd reason, my favorite part of this entire song has always been when he says “Softer than silk”. I dunno why. It used to give me chill bumps, but now I just enjoy hearing it. <3
EXCUSE ME WHILE I RIP THESE OUT!
reblogging again because his voice is fucking lovely ok
ok but actually though his voice is alskjdhdhkahd
I haven’t reblogged this in three months. That is unacceptable.
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
((OKAY BUT HOW CUTE WOULD IT BE IF WANDER AND SYLVIA HAVE A GAME WHERE THEY NAME THE NEBULAS THAT THEY PASS? AND IT’S ‘SORTA SIMILAR TO LIKE THE “CLOUD LOOKING” GAME THING WHERE YOU OBSERVE A CLOUD AND YOU’RE LIKE “OH LOOK IT’S A BUNNY!~”))
'Vintage' Disneyland posters
do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
i miss the fuck out of Gorillaz.
people are fine calling other people “they/their” when they don’t know their gender but when someone says they WANT those pronouns suddenly it’s too hard